Invoice Invader Pillows

Home Business - Accounts.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Medical Billing & Coding

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

The Emperor's New Followers

E-mail

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

E-mail

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."

Operation Jade Helm

Accounts: Kill Bills.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

Invoice.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'I'm supposed to entertain you until sis is ready. Want to read her diary?'

"Quick, does anyone here know a C.P.A.?"

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

'What's this £25 'extra labour'?' - 'That's for the time spent drawing up the bill'.

Boss beside wastepaper bin full of people shouting "Next!"

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!

Spamicide