Invoice Avoider Pillows

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

Email Notifications

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

Sawdust.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Medical Billing & Coding

I filed my tax return electronically, to speed things up. Sure enough, I got audited in record time.

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

"That's the last time we do our own taxes!"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Dream Advertisements.

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

'You say you were trying to squirm your way out of an audit?'

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

IRS...Please, let's not quibble over a few dollars!