Tax Avoider Pillows

'Stop complaining mother - this way you aren't liable for crippling tax charges!'

'I claim Sanctuary!'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

Little Taxes.

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'