Tax Avoider T-Shirts

'Stop complaining mother - this way you aren't liable for crippling tax charges!'

'I claim Sanctuary!'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Trust me, son, if there was a monster under your bed I would have claimed it as a dependent by now."

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

Panama Papers Scandal

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

Little Taxes.

'I made my fortune the old fashioned way - concealing it from the government.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Fat Cat & Accountant - 'How much tax can I avoid by becoming a Philanthropist?'

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

"Is that before or after tax?"

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"