Tax Evasion Enthusiast T-Shirts

"First of all I'd like to congratulate you on your cunning and ingenuity."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"Not only must I succeed, ... others must also pay my taxes."

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

'Thanks again...and it was a real pleasure turning you over to the IRS.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'Sure I cheat. Everyone cheats.'

'My records show that you haven't filed a tax return for 17 years!'

Look on the bright side, you haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

Have you declared all your income? Yes, except for cheques still in the post but will arrive any day now.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'