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'As it turns out, the I.R.S. guy here to see you is just Irwin R. Schwartz.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'How's daddy's little deductions doing?'

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

'Do you, John, accept a married tax allowance with Sandra ?'

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'So, they weren't interested in your Robin Hood tax then.'

Footing The Bill

"Carpe De Revenue!"

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

New Improved I.R.S.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

'I sent my mother to jail. I work for the IRS.'

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'