Tax Avoidance Pillows

"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

I.T. Fear

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

Little Taxes.

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

"My bill isn't terribly controversial. It would provide modest tax breaks for people who don't really need them."

"According to our information you have placed a looted treasure in an undiscovered land..."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'Relax - someone will be looking for us...the Inland Revenue...the T V licence people...'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"My only hope is that they eventually drop math from the curriculum."

"Let's make a deal. . . I won't audit you in exchange for a discount on one of your Warhols."

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

Businesman shakes out his piggy US bank only to find other piggy banks marked OffShore.

It's 10 pm. Do you know where your tax loopholes are?

'Owner's kid. Gets paid under the table.'

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Infernal Revenue Service

The dog that does the homework...

'I'll tell you why math is important - it lets us count the days till school's out!'

'Everything I hide from the IRS I do it for the children.'

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'I like unfunded mandates best - you don't have to worry about the math.'

I.R.S. tax office with man sitting in front of agent's desk looking at RECOVERY & SCREAM ROOM door.