Bill Avoider Pillows

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."

"I think the plumber wants his bill paid!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

Island Rent Due.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Final demand! Does that mean they'll stop pestering us?"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

Email Notifications

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

'I claim Sanctuary!'

"With my tech skills, I just feel my talents would be wasted on mundane tasks like taking out the trash, cutting the grass and cleaning my room."

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

'I suddenly feel car sick. The annual insurance bill has just arrived.'