Invoice Hawk Pillows

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

HS2

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Kicking The Habit

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Ebola Clinic

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Medical Billing & Coding

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

"When it comes to balancing the budget, unfortunately he has the minus touch."