Deficit Hawk Pillows

Bring humor to their space with a pillow that celebrates the deficit hawk's love of financial prudence—comfort and wit in one perfect package.

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Don't Do Jack and the Beanstalk.

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"Who's got the hammer?"

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'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!' mockup

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

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European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone. mockup

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

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Beware of the 4th quarter.

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'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!' mockup

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

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'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.' mockup

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

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"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

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Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim mockup

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

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"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..." mockup

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

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HS2

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"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ." mockup

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

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It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..." mockup

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

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'Honey, the long-run is here!'

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'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.' mockup

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

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"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion." mockup

"The figures are accurate. We've rounded-off to the nearest billion."

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Cuba detected a variant of HIV

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'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.' mockup

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

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'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....' mockup

'You are charged with conspiracy to cut Government spending....'

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'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.' mockup

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

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'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.' mockup

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

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Kicking The Habit

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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick mockup

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

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Ebola Clinic

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Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan... mockup

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

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A wholly owned subsidiary of Uncle Sam. mockup

A wholly owned subsidiary of Uncle Sam.

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"The dow is over 21,000!"

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"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

"We Republicans must focus on our core values." mockup

"We Republicans must focus on our core values."

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IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too! mockup

IRS... we know how you feel about the government wasting money! Damnit! We pay taxes too!

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Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics. mockup

Pork barrel projects vs Keynesian economics.

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"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'" mockup

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

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Deficit Hawk Pillows Collection

Deficit Hawk Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for deficit hawks—perfect for their morning coffee and their financial sense of humor.

Deficit Hawk Prints

Browse our prints for deficit hawks—humorous and inspiring artwork to celebrate their commitment to reducing deficits.

Deficit Hawk T-Shirts

Check out our fun t-shirts for deficit hawks—wear their fiscal pride with a witty and stylish twist.