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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

News and Magazines. Intelligence News. All the countries with spy satellites are pooling their resources into a new organization … "OPEEK".

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Fear of news.

Newspaper suicide.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Freedom of the press

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Big Newspaper Delivery

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

News for Sale

The Expert

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Congressional Budget Committee: Benefactor...Victim

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

HS2

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Here's what went wrong today."

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'