Headline Hounds Pillows

"If you use up all your worry today what will you have tomorrow?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Newspaper suicide.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Freedom of the press

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'You fancy yourself as a press baron, don't you?'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone