News Hounds Pillows

Where does the news come from? And where does fake news come from?

"Are you through with your 'Times'?"

Cash for honours: 'Suit you, sir - Oooh, suit you!"

Trump and the Republicans

Wall St. Journal. Don't worry, sir -- As soon as the economy grinds to a complete halt, we plan to jump back on.

Unemployment Contagion

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"He said WHAT idiotic insane thing now?? I'd put on my surprise face, but it's all worn out."

"Political scandals come and go, but sex scandals are forever."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Oligarchy

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Man Reading Laptop.

Fear of news.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

Putin's Mutual Destruction

Joe Biden

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

Hang in There Democracy!

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'