News Hawks Pillows

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Nervous World Markets.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Half a house is better than none.

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The White House Washington"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Bad News

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Lights Action Camera Justice

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

News of the Day - Armed Peace - The European Budgets.

Run-off

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'