News Hawks Gifts

Fall of Murdoch

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Nervous World Markets.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Obama: The Other White Meat

Half a house is better than none.

"The White House Washington"

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Bad News

Wedge Issues in the United States.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

Lights Action Camera Justice

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

The New York Times Blog Review.

News of the Day - Armed Peace - The European Budgets.

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'