"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"
Note-worthy Newsies Gifts
Looking for a gift for your note-worthy newsies? Explore our collection of playful and meaningful items that honor their passion for news, storytelling, and staying ahead of the headlines. Whether they’re journalists, bloggers, or avid readers, our gifts add a touch of fun and inspiration to their day. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate their cleverness and curiosity.
"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."
"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."
Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'
'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'
"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."
All-Purpose Obamatoon
Corporate Greed.
Medieval headlines.
'Are we watching business news or sports news?'
Scientist seen on loch.
Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner
Pickle
Trump returns home
The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever
Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.
"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."
Try not to worry.
Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!
"This is not good at all!"
The Last Republican in America
The Remote Olympics
The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.
"So, what was the first word uttered?"
'That damn racial scandal.'
"D'you have any porn porn?"
We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!
The following story is based on actual events.
Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo
'Trading was active in rumors, today...'
Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU
"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"
"How could this happen?"
'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'
"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"
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