Health Hawk Gifts

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Ebola Clinic

Treadmill

The Cougher

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Is this still America?'

Exercising

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Exercise Bars

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"You're too sedentary."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"You call that complementary!?!"

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"