Health Hawk Gifts

Find the perfect gift for the health buff who’s got a keen eye and a sharper wit. Our 'Health Hawk' collection offers clever, humorous items that inspire vitality and laughs. From amusing prints to playful apparel, these products are ideal for those passionate about fitness, nutrition, or wellness, all with a clever twist that will resonate with anyone who takes their health seriously — but not too seriously.

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Cuba detected a variant of HIV

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Ebola Clinic

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Treadmill

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The Cougher

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'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.' mockup

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

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Exercising

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'Is this still America?'

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'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.' mockup

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

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"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose." mockup

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

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Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated mockup

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

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Exercise Bars

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Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

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'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.' mockup

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

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"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?" mockup

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

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'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.' mockup

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

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"Do you cover hypochondria?"

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'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?' mockup

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

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"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!" mockup

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

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"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day." mockup

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

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'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.' mockup

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

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No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture. mockup

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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"You call that complementary!?!"

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"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you." mockup

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

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New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

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Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?' mockup

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!' mockup

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

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"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!" mockup

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?' mockup

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

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'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.' mockup

'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'

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"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?" mockup

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

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"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!" mockup

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

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'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.' mockup

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

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Health Hawk Gifts Collection

Health Hawk Mugs

Explore our full range of 'Health Hawk' mugs and find the perfect comedy-infused reminder to stay healthy every day.

Health Hawk Pillows

Browse our 'Health Hawk' pillows to add some playful comfort and humor to your loved one’s relaxation zone.

Health Hawk Prints

View our 'Health Hawk' prints to inspire health and humor in any space with vibrant, amusing artwork.

Health Hawk T-Shirts

Check out our 'Health Hawk' t-shirts for stylish and witty apparel that celebrates healthy living with a humorous twist.