Health Hunters Gifts

Ultimate Health Care

"I've been standing here all day, but there's no change!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Exercising

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Exercise Bars

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"You call that complementary!?!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Cures for the void.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'