Health Quester Gifts

Exercise for fat people.

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm going to send you to a guru on Mt. Matterhorn - not for words of wisdom, but for the exercise."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Ed finally had to admit that his body was less of a temple and more of a worn-out parish church with a bouncy castle out front.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.