Health Hunters Mugs

Ultimate Health Care

"I've been standing here all day, but there's no change!"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Exercising

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Please help mommy lose some weight. She gets grumpy when she's on a diet that's not working.'

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Go out and play. You can't just sit there watching wall all day."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

Cures for the void.

"You call that complementary!?!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cuba detected a variant of HIV