Nightly News Fan Gifts

"Spoiler alert. There is no good news tonight."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Nervous World Markets.

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

Lights Action Camera Justice

Fiscal cliff

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

A fake news reader amongst a series of real newscasts.

Pop star weather report.

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

'That was the worst performance I've ever seen.'

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

Mole News: Obituaries

Up-to-the-minute reporting from our man on the street.

The Panic Forecast

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Matt Gaetz's Impeachment Stall Tactics

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

Stable Genius