News Hound Gifts

Trump is out

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

School Signs of the Times.

Political fighting.

'The residents of Soham are begging for privacy....I want it on pages three, four, six and eight..and I want PICTURES.'

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

World Energy Crisis.

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

The press under fire

'Boom or bust?'

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

"Forget what, who, where, why, when ... just get a soundbite."

"Our newsroom added a climate change desk."

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

"If I ever saw corporate or government crime, of course, I'd do something about it!"

'We've been served an injunction on reporting that the law is an ass.'

'Head over our way, sweetie. . . nothing will happen that's not legitimate. . .'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Newspapers

Puppet theatre.

Republicans and Democrats Race Towards Economic Solutions

Fishmonger - Ironmonger - Scaremonger.

Justice Weighs Truth

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Storm in a Tea Cup

Tea Party Goes Over The Edge

"Read all about it! Falling leaves kill six!"

"Let me answer your question about farm subsidies by saying a few words about Benghazi."

"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."