Rumour Hound Gifts

Rumour Analyst

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Half a house is better than none.

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"The White House Washington"

Obama: The Other White Meat

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Consider yourself chased."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Bad News

Wedge Issues in the United States.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."