Headline Hound Gifts

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

"And now for the evening news. . . I hope you're sitting down!"

"And in breaking news - the word 'unprecedented' has been used an unprecedented number of times during the past year."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Newspaper suicide.

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

Freedom of the press

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

The Expert

News for Sale

'How fast can you hype?'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Wedge Issues in the United States.