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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Half a house is better than none.

"Consider yourself chased."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"The White House Washington"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Bad News

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'