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Trump is out

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'Remember Jones! It's not exaggeration if you believe it!'

'The residents of Soham are begging for privacy....I want it on pages three, four, six and eight..and I want PICTURES.'

School Signs of the Times.

Political fighting.

'Wait a sec...do you want that comment off the record or out of context?'

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

The press under fire

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

"Unconfirmed reports suggest that there may have been a breakdown in communication."

World Energy Crisis.

"Tough questions. Can't answer right now, but leave your card and I'll send someone around later to fill you in."

"If I ever saw corporate or government crime, of course, I'd do something about it!"

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Puppet theatre.

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

"Our newsroom added a climate change desk."

'We've been served an injunction on reporting that the law is an ass.'

'Head over our way, sweetie. . . nothing will happen that's not legitimate. . .'

"Forget what, who, where, why, when ... just get a soundbite."

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

'Look at this, no trouble anywhere. I want my money back.'

"I'll take one more question, from the reporter in the back reading the job listings."

"Let me answer your question about farm subsidies by saying a few words about Benghazi."

"Read all about it! Falling leaves kill six!"

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

Long after losing the election, Fred Gort continued to campaign, thus making a mockery of those reporters who had labelled him "the-I-don't-care candidate."

'At last, some good news about farming.'

Insert Impeachment Charges Here

Justice Weighs Truth

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."