Local Newshound Pillows

The Original Information Superhighway

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Half a house is better than none.

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Flake News

Bad News

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"The White House Washington"

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Trumpled

USA Putting Out Fires

The New York Times Blog Review.

News of the Day - Armed Peace - The European Budgets.

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

Run-off

Leisure Editor

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'