Local Newshound Mugs

The Original Information Superhighway

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

"The White House Washington"

Bad News

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Half a house is better than none.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Flake News

Obama: The Other White Meat

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Russian Bear with Ukrainian and EU Honey Pots

The New York Times Blog Review.

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Trumpled

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'

Cartoonist Flashback: January 20, 2009

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'

News of the Day - Armed Peace - The European Budgets.