Rumor Retriever Gifts

"I will miss that pig, when we finally leave the E.U."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"I only told a few friends."

'Today on wall street, a rumor led to a rumor which raised fears of insider rumor-mongering.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

'Rumors...'

"I can't approve of your office gossiping, Frank...and after you tell me the latest I want it to stop!"

'What's this rumor I hear, that they're putting saltpeter in Meals-On-Wheels!'

"Damned lies."

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

I overheard management saying they were kicking you but I didn't hear if it was upstairs or out.

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'Is it true what they say'

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'

"The market reacted today on rumors that the rumors were only rumors..."

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

'Now they're saying our financing is being pulled. I'd love to know how these crazy rumors get started.'

Rumor Control Center: Chicken Little.

"I prefer to think of myself as an opinion former."

Let's meet for a drink after work. I've got office gossip you can't appreciate without a buzz.'

"What's the word on the street?"

"I guess you've heard bad spin about me."

Locally Sourced Gossip Here

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

1820: Rumours spread about the Grand Old Duke of York.