Future News Hound Gifts

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Wedge Issues in the United States.

Half a house is better than none.

Bad News

Good boy

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"The White House Washington"

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

Trumpled

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

USA Putting Out Fires

The New York Times Blog Review.

News of the Day - Armed Peace - The European Budgets.

Run-off

Leisure Editor

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'