Fiction Hound Gifts

K9 Litterati.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

Günter Grass

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Addicted to reading

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'