Novel Hound Gifts

Good boy

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'That was fun!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Love a Mutt

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Netanyahu versus Gantz

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Half a house is better than none.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Consider yourself chased."

"The White House Washington"

Obama: The Other White Meat

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

Bad News

Wedge Issues in the United States.

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's been a dog of a year - seven years of trouble packed into one year's time."

'No need to shout.'