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No Caption. (Priest walks his dog and his dog wears a priest collar.)

'That was fun!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Consider yourself chased."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Good boy

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'No need to shout.'

'Good dog!'

Dog to dog: 'I hate the way pointers are always blaming somebody else.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Canine Scent-ipede

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

"Looks like they're going to have a dog fight."

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

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