Holy Wine Hounds Gifts

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Wino Appreciation Group

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

"Can you bless all water on Earth, turning it all into holy water instantly? Or do blessings have a maximum range or a volume limit or something? And would that kill all vampires?"

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Creeping Ivy and Facebook.

Snuggie of Turin

'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"A cheeky red?"

Commandments block.

"I don't have candy, but I have bread and wine."

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

'No, I cannot turn water into wine...'

"Superb Martini!"

"Some people need a reason to enjoy wine, I just need a glass!"

Recycled Holy Water.

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."