Holy Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Recycled Holy Water.

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Do Not Resuscitate

Cariactures

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Speed Dating for Turtles

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.