Holy Humor Enthusiast Gifts

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Recycled Holy Water.

'Could I stop you there and ask you just to confess your own sins?'

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"How can you be out of wings?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

Cariactures

Do Not Resuscitate

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Cannonball!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'