Holy Humor Lover Gifts

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"OMG, LOL!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"That's our new church mascot."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Sermon Applause.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Angel Swing