Holy Hilarity Lovers Gifts

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"OMG, LOL!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

God passing the time.

Sermon Applause.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."