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"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Local News in Heaven

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Sermon Applause.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."