Holy Humor Lover Pillows

Commandments block.

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"OMG, LOL!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"That's our new church mascot."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Sermon Applause.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

God passing the time.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."