Holy Day Humor Lover Pillows

Sermon Applause.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night-time halo

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"OMG, LOL!"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I could get used to working remotely."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas on Other Planets.

God passing the time.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

The Reindeer Strike

Angel Swing

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.