Holy Day Humor Lover Pillows

Sermon Applause.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Night-time halo

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"OMG, LOL!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"I could get used to working remotely."

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Angel Swing

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Church In and Out Trays 'Lord Giveth' and 'Taketh away'

"I've made a terrible mistake."