Holy Humor Follower Gifts

"OMG, LOL!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Dogma

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

God passing the time.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

Sermon Applause.

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Angel Swing