Holy Humor Follower Prints

"OMG, LOL!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Night-time halo

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

Dogma

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Sermon Applause.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."