Heavenly Hounds Gifts

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Your angel is always with you

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Football Angel

"Do you realise how long I've been waiting for you?"

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

huntsman with hounds

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

You should have got the hint when we denied your friend request.

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

'Hey, I'm sorry, it smelled foxy.'

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

"Your cats are fine."

"This life of mine - can I resit?"

Keep off the clouds! We're cirrus about it!

No Caption. (Priest walks his dog and his dog wears a priest collar.)

Cat Heaven

Man an Women out ridinghunting

'Put these on. We're on an acid rain cloud.'

'Twickenham this weekend?'