Holiday Hounds Gifts

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Mexican Dog

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

Tree piercings.

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

Christmas Ballet Tree.

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Dog bone Christmas tree

Pets in a christmas tree

We're running out of time to get Christmas presents. Not! It's 11 days away. I know. But we've still got tons of gifts to buy. So? I need 26 babysitting jobs to afford them.

"We're phasing out coal and giving naughty children pamphlets on greener punishments alternatives."

Static Caravan

'I need Flag Day off.'

Twas the night before Christmas and there won't be flight. Santa can't make his rounds, at least not by tonight. But Santa still smiled, it's not a time to be sad, because the best gift of all is one we already had...

The Dance

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

'Go figure: All year round, I have to guard the house, but tonight, I have to let a fat old guy in a red suit come in...'

Please form a queue.

Dog Presents.

"The gov't has approved operations abroad..."

"And this is the man who 'robbed you blind' on New years eve?"

Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598

Forget Mistletoe, bring on the Catnip.