Canine Holidaymaker Gifts

Mexican Dog

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Sunbathing with your PC.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I'm beached body ready."

Beer Belly.

Protection from the sun.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Fantastic holiday.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

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