Furred Holidaymaker Gifts

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'I think its being tapped.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Seasonal shopping.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I'm beached body ready."

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Fantastic holiday.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Protection from the sun.

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Christmas Ballet Tree.

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

An Organic Christmas

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'