Canine Holidaymaker T-Shirts

Mexican Dog

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Sunbathing with your PC.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Here's where things got ugly.'

"I'm beached body ready."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Beer Belly.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Protection from the sun.

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

'My first overseas holiday - and what a disaster! I spent most of the time in quarantine...

Fantastic holiday.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

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