Holiday Hound Gifts

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'That was fun!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Christmas Pets

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mexican Dog

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'I love holidays!'

Kringle: The Decca Years

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

So glad you could make it!

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

"Just what I wanted."

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

"I sometimes wonder what view the locals take of tourists."

Happy Thanksgiving

'He said yes to everything. He's not as bottom line as Dad is.'

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

Fake Peter Cottontail.