Hotel Hound Gifts

Gold E Lox

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

Hotel mini-bar.

'Heel.'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Jurassic Business Park.'

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'No thanks.'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'The good news is we were able to re-attach your severed hand.'

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"She's complaining about indecent exposure again."

'You're howling off key again!'

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

"If you have any more archaeology questions, I'm sure we can dig up the answer."

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

'Another thing, my waterbed broke.' - 'According to the hotel manager your room did not have a waterbed.'

No Caption. (Priest walks his dog and his dog wears a priest collar.)

'That's perfect.'