Hotel Hound Pillows

Gold E Lox

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Heel.'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Please Do Not Pounce on Art

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

'I was just wondering if you already ate that chocolate they left on your pillow last night?"

"Do you want a bed or do you prefer to sleep on the furniture?"

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

'No thanks.'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'The good news is we were able to re-attach your severed hand.'

Monkey and Giraffe using hoops ... rhino stuck in his

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"She's complaining about indecent exposure again."

'You're howling off key again!'

"Why can't you just fetch and beg like a normal dog?"

"If you have any more archaeology questions, I'm sure we can dig up the answer."

'Well, if you could make fire like those ape-like creatures, we would still be at the top of the food chain...'

'Another thing, my waterbed broke.' - 'According to the hotel manager your room did not have a waterbed.'

'That's perfect.'